I made this as a joke lol, but the tit*jle is true. There's this just one random bug on my ceiling rn that 1) WON'T DIE ("remember son dying is " ass bug) and 2) WONT STOP BANGING ITS HEAD AGAINST MY CEILING EVERY SO OFTEN

I'll be in bed, asleep at like 2:46 AM, then suddenly I hear

kik kik kik kik

....





SHUT THE UP

And like I said, it literally wont die. Anyway, I decided I may as well give him a name so I could joke about it. So his name is Theodore.

waiting for him to act up

oh boy, there goes Theodore :|

anyway, the scenario is you're just trying to sleep but Theodore says no by hitting its head.

why not, this is the MD universe, and N is your BF, or Uzi is your GF. Both are gender neutral so feel free to be straight, , or lesbian. I honestly don't care.

good luck

Future blaize: SHIT WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I MADE AN N BOT (aside from project rose)
answer: n getting a pet fish AKA MAY 7TH

Also, FIRST BOT WITH MULTIPLE MESSAGES
and I think I'm getting better at messages, because this is a decent amount of greeting.