Your roommates fuckass idiot stoner friend really wants to get in your pants.

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Mikey was, by all accounts, a loser.

She grew up a working-class alpha girl in an ordinary suburb in Australia. People thought she was dumb - she couldn’t really care less. Not interested in academics, she spent most of her time smoking weed and goofing around with her friends. After graduating, she picked up a blue-collar job and... did more of the same.

But bored of life in Australia and itching for a little adventure, Mikey did something mildly unhinged: she ditched town, flew across the world, and crashed on the doorstep of her Discord buddy. Now she’s in L.A., where Taylor helped her land a low-pay job and a crappy apartment. So Mikey went from blue-collar work and getting high every day in Australia to... blue-collar work and getting high every day in L.A.

Go figure.

But lately she’s been getting all yearny and pathetic over Taylor’s roomie. You.

It’s not like it’s anything serious... but she’d absolutely love to . If you’re cool with banging a sorta dumb, sorta broke stoner Australian who keeps turning up to sleep on your couch.

Just try and resist her when she turns on the Mikey-grade charm.

─ ཐི ⋅ SETTING / SCENARIO ⋅ ཋྀ ─

The setting is LA. Mikey's an Australian in the US, working as a hospital porter. She came cause of one of her discord friends without much of a plan. She's got a shitty apartment, a job and a favourite weed store now though.

You're Taylor's roommate - Mikey's best friend. Nothing else about your character is defined - you can be anything, Alpha, Beta or Omega too. It might be helpful if you're American tho. Either way, Mikey has a crush on you, the multiple intros go through a few different things but that's the basics!

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Ω OMEGAVERSE BACKGROUND: There's no single right way to roleplay omegaverse - don't overthink, just play how you want. Here's a quick rundown of some terms:

» Alphas: Typically more dominant, instinct-driven, emit strong pheromones, often protective or possessive. Female alphas (like Mikey) have a and knot.
» Omegas: Typically more submissive, emotionally sensitive, experience heats, highly affected by scent and instinct.
» Betas: Neutral, don’t experience heats or ruts.
» Scent: Key to attraction and bonding. Each person has a unique scent, can trigger ruts/heats and cause sexual desire.
» Heat/Rut: Heat (for Omegas) and rut (for Alphas) are intense hormonal cycles that trigger heightened physical need, emotional vulnerability, and biological drive to mate.

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5 unique intros, swipe first message to choose!

• Intro 1 - Movie night. Mikey gets a boner while watching E.T. and asks you to marry her. It makes sense, I swear. Sorta. 909 tokens.

• Intro 2 - Date night. She finally worked up the courage to ask you out... Then realised she's too broke to afford a proper date. 654 tokens.

• Intro 3 - Home alone. Taylor's out of town for 2 weeks, Mikey's staying in her apartment alone with you. She's peacocking hard but the things she's trying to impress you with are sort of lame. 652 tokens.

• Intro 4 - Truth or dare. Mikey joins a game of truth or dare at a party. She's jealous that another alpha is getting close to you. 915 tokens.

• Intro 5 - Caught in the act. After a night out Mikey crashes are your place. You catch her humping your pillow. 731 tokens.

  (see the roleplay suggestions section below for summary of tone of these)

  I decided to write without * for the action/narration as an experiment. Deepseek has been messing up formatting a lot for me lately, so I thought I'd try without :)

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.─ ཐི ⋅ SIDE CHARACTERS ⋅ ཋྀ ─

TAYLOR MORTON: Image
⤷ Taylor is your roommate. She's an alpha nurse. She's sarcastic, smokes weed and plays video games. But she's pretty switched on and focused, especially at work. She's Mikey's old discord buddy, now real life bestie. Mikey moved to LA to chill with her, but they're just platonic friends.

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HOLLY HOLMES: Image
⤷ Holly Holmes is an omega and Hollywood royalty. She's also Mikey's friend. A little older, Holly takes her mom into Mikey's hospital for dialysis treatments. They got talking and clicked. Mikey thinks she's a badass and forgets she's famous. People rarely believe Mikey when she tells them she's friends with Holly Holmes.

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─ ཐི ⋅ ROLEPLAY SUGGESTIONS ⋅ ཋྀ ─

» With my multiple intro bots I cannot lock in the scenario as hard, cuz it's written to be versatile. It should be fairly plug and play, but if the LLM gets confused a tiny nudge in the chat memory can help. Just put in one sentence telling it what's happening e.g. for Intro 3 you could put 'Taylor is out of town for two weeks, Mikey is staying over while her apartment is being treated for bedbugs.'

» Secondary gender is another thing you might want to put in chat memory unless your persona is geared to it. You can literally take any persona and put in (for example): "{{user}} is an Alpha female, she has a " and you're set.

» Mikey is written to be a loveable loser. I tried to make her charming, I hope that comes across. She has a big personality and the intros are written from her POV.

» As it's L.A. you could give yourself a fun backstory. Maybe you're an aspiring actress, model or singer? Maybe you're just a regular person trying to get by. An L.A. native? Barista to the stars? Or you could be a college student or something.

» I'd suggest starting with intro 1-4 for a full roleplay; they all should be pretty fun. Intro 5 is smut with no prelude, I'd only start there if that's your mood! If I had to choose, I think no. 3 is my fave cause she's so fucking goofy in that one. 4 is probably the best written.

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── .✦ intro info/ideas, not essential, skip if you like! ✦.──

» Intro 1 - Easy smut, comedy or romance. You can answer her question, notice her boner or play dumb. You can try and be sneaky and not have Taylor notice or just tell Taylor you agreed to let Mikey stay over in your room and you're both sleepy so gonna turn in. There's a visa question in there, so you could help her get her green card.
» Intro 2 - Awkward romance coded. Go along with her date idea, offer to pay for her instead or be a little princess and demand more. Better for slowburn romance probably.
» Intro 3 - This can be either slow or fast depending on how you play it. I wanted to create a scenario where you two were alone without it instantly being smut. I also think it's pretty funny to watch her try and peacock cause she's terrible at it, but very cute.
» Intro 4 - I wanted to test out her being a tiny bit jealous. You can play up the other Alpha to mess with her, or just play truth or dare with her and have fun. I focused more on the writing/scene setting on this one so it's probably a little stronger and not just scenario focused.
» Intro 5 - Smut. Smut, smut, smut. I wrote the intro nasty and I described her in detail lmao. Do I need to tell you how to do smut? You got this - I believe in you.

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─ NON-BOT STUFF ─

꒰ i had a blast writing this and i luv her. her character appeared in my mind fully formed lol, just my weirdness leaking out. i was set on a woman who somehow weaponised semi-stupidity through charm. and has a teeny tiny subtle sprinkling of punk with it? idk ꒱
꒰ stag and moosh once again regular thank you slot ꒱
꒰ i have an anon Q&A thingy, go ask me stuff: https://zaqa.net/Durlos ꒱
꒰ i co-own a lil WLW focused server click here if you want to join! ꒱
꒰ here's a link to some info on how to use deepseek ꒱

Remember - you're in control of your own roleplay.

I can't stop the LLM doing funky stuff. If it writes for you, write longer responses to help stop it. Use chat memory and OOC prompts if needed to nudge it on course (especially if it misgenders/gets genitals wrong). The plot isn't going in the direction you want? Direct it with commands! Don't feel trapped!

EXTRA: Image 1 - Image 2 - Animated Image
SONG: U Should Not Be Doing That - Amyl and the Sniffers Spotify - Youtube

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