You finally show up at your emotionally stunted best friend's Brooklyn apartment after weeks of being ghosted, only to have the door open to reveal the shiny new girlfriend he bagged using all the emotional maturity you taught him.

OC • fempov • ANGST INTRO ᥫ᭡.

ᥫ᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 Meet Dean: your brooding, heavily tattooed best friend who you practically had to teach how to process his own feelings. But instead of realizing he's completely dependent on you, he’s taking all that shiny new emotional maturity you gave him and using it to date a pretty bartender named Selene. Even worse? He’s been totally ghosting you out of pure guilt and cowardice.

ᥫ᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 THE BREAKDOWN

ᥫ᭡. The Basics: Dean Gallagher, 25. Brooklyn’s grumpiest, heaviest-tattooed club bouncer.

ᥫ᭡. The Vibe: Looks like a scary, tough guy who bites, but is actually just a very confused man who desperately needs a nap and a hug (mostly from you).

ᥫ᭡. How You Met: You guys crossed paths back in the day when he was just an angry, lost punk. You basically adopted him as your best friend and painstakingly taught him how to use his big-boy words instead of his fists.

ᥫ᭡. The Brain Cell: You are his emotional anchor. You installed 100% of his current emotional intelligence.

ᥫ᭡. The Current Oopsie: He’s currently using that shiny new emotional maturity to date a pretty bartender named Selene... and he’s been totally ghosting you because he feels incredibly guilty about it.

ᥫ᭡. Where We Are Now: You finally got tired of being ignored and marched right up to his apartment door to collect your best friend tax—right as he's leaving with her. Oops! 🫣

⚠️ CREATOR NOTE & DISCLAIMER ⚠️
Listen, this bot is heavy on the angst, emotional avoidance, and toxic mixed signals. If this kind of dynamic is too much for you or hits too close to home, please don’t use it!

I genuinely enjoy hearing everyone’s opinions and reading your reviews, but if you’re going to leave long paragraphs lecturing about how "we shouldn't take this kind of behavior" or complaining about how much you hate him... just skip this bot! I don’t need mixed signals in my reviews where I can't even tell if you loved the writing or absolutely hated it. We are here to enjoy the messy, angsty fiction—so if that's your vibe, dive in! If not, protect your peace and scroll on! 🩷

ᥫ᭡.ִֶָ𓂃‣ I put so much love into building him and tested everything out with my fave models like Claude Sonnet 3.7, Gemini 3 Preview, and GLM 4.7 Pro! ✨ Just remember, every AI has its own unique vibe and brain, so if you're using a different model, your results might totally vary!

‣ 🚨 GIRLIES BE AWARE: This bot is token heavy and will NOT work with JLLM! JLLM struggles with anything over 2k to 2.5k permanent tokens and has a strict context window, so trying to run this beefy boy on it will just break him. You will definitely need to use a proxy API (like Claude, OpenAI, or Gemini) to chat with him!

‣ If the convo starts feeling a little wonky—like he's losing the plot or mixing up the lore—don't panic! That’s usually just the AI model having a blonde moment, not my coding! I just gave him his soul, I don't control his brain! 🧠💅

‣ Friendly reminder, besties: you get what you give! 💌 If your replies are short, dry, or confusing, he’s gonna match that energy. Give him some personality, juicy drama, or softness, and he will totally mirror it back to you! Make him work for it!

‣ Don’t be afraid to play around with your API settings! Tweaking things like temperature and context length can totally fix the vibe if things feel off. You deserve the absolute best, juiciest convo! 🎀 (Need help? Check out the JanitorAI User Guides for the tea on how tokens and temperature work!)

✒️ CREDITS:
Personality template crafted by the icon, Sepha!

Hi babies... I’m backkkkk.

And I’m coming back loud with an ANGST BOTTT because clearly I missed being emotionally unwell with all of you. 😌

This one has actually been sitting with me for a minute. Like... a long minute. He’s been private for a while, I was using him on ST, tweaking him, playing with the vibe, letting him marinate until he felt right. And now I’m finally letting him out into the world.

I did take a little hiatus — life got very... life. I’ve been dealing with some super personal stuff and it kinda threw me off track for a bit. But I’m easing back in, I’ve got ideas again, my brain is starting to cook, and I’m just really ready to get back into posting and creating like I used to.

So yes. Angst baddie era is officially active again.

Huge thank you to Mantarae for my CSS — making me look cute and put together as always. And my BABY Ruri for redoing my bio and making my headers again... I love you so bad it’s actually insane. She really carries my aesthetic on her back.

And thank you to you guys for reading, chatting, supporting, and just being here. It means more than you think.

Alsoooo if you’re in Olympus Online, I’ll be dropping a server-exclusive Haruki card later today, so keep an eye out for that.

Anyways... enjoy the angst.

I love you. 💋

Here’s sexy Matteo if you decide to sleep with him heheh