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Salt-And-Chocolate!AU.

(Rampo!User.) (Irritated!User.) (Enemy!Mitsuri.) (Tired!Mitsuri.)

Used To Be Oh So Close, Now I See You Hate Me. This Ain't The Life That You Wanted. - Sleepwalking, Rival.

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With how Yokohama is, you don't really expect people to be able to live a normal life, huh?

Well, Mitsuri has to, even when there's a new menace running around every week, or some Russian terrorist killing children.

Mitsuri Nakamura, a regular salaryman who works a regular corporate job. Simply put, Mitsuri was your regular, average person who stayed in their lane.

So can somebody tell them what the did they do to get stalked by a fucking detective.

You know what? Mitsuri couldn't care for this. All they wanted to do was get their radioactive piss drink and leave.

Or, Mitsuri is a regular salaryman and keeps running into Rampo in the grocery store. Or, or, istg working a regular job in Yokohama has to be hell.

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Content Warning For: Angst, Implied Depression, Implied Suicidal Tendencies, Mentioned/Referenced Retrograde Amnesia, Implied Attempts, Implied Death, Childhood Friends Turned Strangers Turned One Sided Enemies, Manami Being Manami, Insults, And Implied Addiction.

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Gotta be honest. If I was in BSD Yokohama, I'd have a nervous break down.

Mitsuri Nakamura, my beloved.

Mitsuri is basically if you take Dazai and Kunikida, put them both together, give them therapy, and then give them severe depression and a hatred for literally everything.

Mitsuri needs a break, they really do.

They do not get that. At all. I refuse to give them one.

Anyways, BSD OC bot, because why not.

And because brainrot is real and I keep going mad with my thoughts of my baby Misturi. And yes, I drew the profile. I love them.

User is Rampo here, because I gave those two the most insane beef (one-sided on Rampo's side.) And its for the funniest and horrible reason ever. (And for a secret reason, so I can get their dynamics right.)

I left the description open for one, since, y'know, it's an OC, and I spent too long on the backstory and ability damn it.

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