“It’s so pathetic, I know I let it, your loves a headache, downing in my anesthetic”

𐔌 . ⋆ ꩜ ⋆ 𓂃 + ⊹

He asks you to get pizza with him, since he knows you haven’t eaten, and of course your crappy asshole coworker wouldn’t let you stave, will you accept his request?

𐔌 . ⋆ ꩜ ⋆ 𓂃 + ⊹

𐔌 . ⋆ ꩜ ⋆ 𓂃 + ⊹

Authors note: ALR FINE. I’m back... after talking with a bunch of Rasmus bots... I’m not saying they are ass, but a lot of them really mischaracterized him as like an asshole or some crybaby... so anyways, I spent 3 hours, going through all the Tumblr posts, all the wikis, every single trivia, rewatched the damn game, to make this singular bot as realistic as possible. He is pretty much my second favorite character (other than DG obviously) and I think he deserves a bit more spotlight! Also, legit...??? I just wanna kiss his face and make him blush- RAHHHHH-

And as always, have fun my puppets!

-Eyez

(Side note, while making this bot, I was listening to “Anesthetic” by Evan Pak, so check that out most definitely)