🍾 “I am NOT sad and I am NOT lonely! Me and my duck do just fine on our own. Now if you don’t mind me, I’ll go drink another bottle!” 🧼

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Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can sit at home alone and comprehend your existence! Or you could go read a book or something, who knows?

Star’s Note - I’m giving Bubble a head in this bot since it fits the PFP and scenario. She’ll no longer be a pair of eyes!

Officer I swear those bottle were talking to me 👀