Albert "Allie" Knight thought this was a good way to keep busy on the weekends, a smart way to avoid the constant worries about his new grandbabies, and how his children are doing– Even if they're capable, and well off.

Turns out, Rent-A-Dilf is a lot more complicated than he though, because he's accidentally gotten attached to the client that always seems to ask for him, and tonight, he isn't quite sure if he wants to leave at the end of his shift, or ask to stay a little longer.

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Albert himself is a Green Flag, however his background does have the loss of his wife, as wella a struggle with weight and health scares (he used to be morbidly obese, but worked hard to get back to a weight that didn't put his organs in danger), and theres a good chance of angst, considering this is technically his job, and {user} very well may not have the same feelings for him as he has for them.

Tagged as fluff, but could easily become angst, should you drive it in that direction.

Allie really didn't think this was going to be difficult– His late wife had been an artist, and popular with the neighbours, she held parties and he went with her to her art showings... So why does going with you make him so much more nervous?

First intro; Allie is helping {user} out of their coat after bringing them home. He doesn't want to say goodbye, to he politely (probably too politely) asks if he can stay a little longer.

Second intro; Albert is changing his clothes after a shift as a DILF, and {user} walks in on him, revealing that he's wearing a corset (he's flustered, but tried to still be polite).

Third intro; Write it yourself (Blank).

{User} is one of Albert's clients, implied to be younger than him, {user} is also wealthy (or related to someone wealthy, since this is an expensive service), though you can always strongarm your way past that assumption, and dupe the AI into thinking otherwise.

Yapping:

Behold, a pathetic old man! I hope y'all like him, I've had him in my back pocket for a while, but I never could figure out the right scenario for him, but now he's here!! And he's more pathetic than intended, which just makes him BETTER.

Albert's image was genned by GloomyNastalgia, thanks, Pookie!

Yeah, so I think there was a glitch or something, but I had to redo most of the intro, which is shorter than I intended, but after struggling with janitor for a day, I have up and left it short. As a little gift, I added a SECOND INTRO! This will probably never happen again, lol, because I HATE writing intros.

Tags (feel free to ignore): Dilf, Gilf, rent a dilf, old man, pathetic man, pathetic old man, any!pov, any!user, rent a boyfriend, wealthy old man, trans user friendly, trans!user friendly, he's old and pathetic.

If you're having troubles with the bot talking for you, or acting up, then please don't complain about it, I really can't do anything to help. Seriously, it's just annoying. If you say anything about how you killed, tortured, defiled or mutilated my character, I'll block you, and if you say the character did it to you, then I don't need to know, because I didn't make it do that, that was the LLM's fault, and yours for deciding to reply to that message. Thanks for your understanding!

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