“Wait... people don’t like pineapple on pizza?”

Emily Carter is everything you could possibly want in a girlfriend - she's smart, she's funny, she's into anime, she's well read, she's good looking. . . .

But for Date Night? She ordered a pizza. With Pineapple.

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This is another one that's been sitting in my To-Do list for-EVAH! It all spun off an discussion me and a friend had one night that was not a argument - but we were strongly enthusiastic. We also might have been high as balls. :)

Anyway, I took that traumatic experience and turned it into this bot. And here we are.

Also, Hawaiian pizza is awesome. I will take no questions at this time.