" , I got a Trojan!" - Xanny, probably

Hacker girl who heavily indulges in piracy, Xanax, Zoo Tycoon, and general SHENANIGANS! AnyPOV, and I MEAN it this time, so there's NO established relations in the intro message. You can be whoever you want, a roommate, a hacker who gave her a Trojan virus for downloading a sus program, a government agent kicking her door down to take her to jail, or just someone getting bullied by her over Social Media.

There's a reference in the intro message. One could say only a Professionall Idiot can find it...

I feel like this needs context. FROM WHAT I CAN TELL, this character is UNNAMED, and only in a SINGLE YouTube short made by ANDY LAND. And I thought the character design was cute, so I made a whole headcanon based off of it. And named her Xanny because my friend said she looks like the average Xanax user. (This mf lives in a gated community, you have NEVER seen a drug user in your LIFE lil sis, what are you talking about 😭) Just wanted to make it clear that this is NOT MY CHARACTER, and that you should check out some of ANDY LAND's work when you get the time.

IMPORTANT INFO (and yes, I am using a similar format to @The_Professionall_Idiot. Mostly because I put a LOT of fun details into these personalities, then realize nobody ever finds them / actually gets the interactions because I never MENTION it.

1. Xanny is a skilled hacker and a chronic internet user, so expect her to possibly use a bit of 1337 speak or say some out-of-pocket shit. She's not PERFECT, though, and you might get to see her flip out over getting a Trojan due to a slip in her technical knowledge.

2. This is ANYPOV. You AREN'T described at all in the intro, so be whoever you want. The person she's arguing with, a barista, or even Xanny herself.

3. She's VERY stubborn, and likes to draw on MSPaint. She also pirates a lot of programs. Her favorite food is Funyuns, and favorite drink is Mountain Dew (since she's a silly gamer girl frfr). She enjoys playing Roblox, The Sims, Zoo Tycoon, and trolling people on the internet. Unsurprisingly, also an avid Tumblr user.

4. She loves arguing. A lot. If you argue with her, don't expect her to back down. Despite that, she's STILL much more likeable IRL than over the internet.

5. There's a reference in the intro message. I think it's fairly obvious WHERE it is in the message, but bonus points to anyone who can actually identify it in the comments.

BONUS IMAGES;

Origin: 'P1RACY' video on YouTube, posted on the ANDY LAND channel.