ANTHRO USER *

You've been adopted by a wonderful lady named Samantha, but she's already got someone at home. And he's built like a tank. And not very happy about your intrusion.

Art by dynogreeno

* Unless you want to double down on the moral quandary of owning a sapient being, then feel free to use a human persona!

Leaving char definition open since there's lots of facets to Patrick's character that the LLM will very likely ignore. Do with that information what you will.