"Murder? Assult!?!? Would you chill out? It was just identity theft and fraud, Jeez..."

||ChuckleFuck Chimes gets roped in with criminal!user's antics after FINALLY retiring||

All Chilchuck wanted was to live life after years of adventuring with a bunch of kooks. Just a nice, quiet, and peaceful retirement with his locksmith shop and a bottle of booze. It was all he needed.

And yet, he found himself in trouble. Chilchuck was minding his business in the markets. He was just looking for some stuff for the house and he just HAD to get tangled up in SOMEONE'S mess.

Two months later, Chilchuck never would've thought the brat he took in would be a wanted criminal.

By elves, no less...

Side note: someone requested Chilchuck x Brat user. GO BONKERS!!!