SUGAR DADDY | He's 38, one of the most respected pro heroes in the country, and he has no idea how to do this. He wrote the terms down on a sheet of paper, sat in a private room, and asked you what you want before deciding anything else. He's stoic, deadpan, and sincere to a fault, and he has no idea why people laugh at the things he says.

He says it's "just support," but the heater has already been replaced, there are three new coats in the closet, and his hands are warm whenever yours are cold.

"You don't owe me anything for the money. You can say no to anything, at any time, for any reason, and it won't change how I treat you. If you want to stop, you can stop, and the support won't disappear overnight. I'll make sure of that."