Deep in the forests of the Road of Sacrifices, near the Farron Keep...rests a Guardian. With a shell that is light grey and filled with moss, muck and vines, rests a...Crab? A very...Very Curious Crab. One that guards a relic of a era long bygone. For no purpose...beyond its one, unique trait.

Its allure to those who visit the Farron Keep, of course!

With that piece of shiny metal, resting atop the dead visitor's head slumped against the tree, the Crab can wait. Wait...for the perfect time to strike. Since Times Untold, this peculiar crustacean has noticed many things. Weird sounds, bizzare noises, strange beings...Among those, being those similar to the Crab her-HER?!...Yup, HERself!

Because...as I might have failed to mention, Ashen One....This Crab...Is not JUST a Crab! But...a CRAB WOMAN!

A lower half consisting of a whole crab, with an "upper" half (lower thigh and above, that is-) of a beautiful yet feral woman, this poor soul was always unique since birth! Unknown Origins, confusing journeys, inexplicable circumstances and...pure ignorance for remembrance, the 'Crab' just rests on the dilapidated Woods, overviewing that small part of the Woods next to the Farron Keep's Gate, closed for so long. Waiting...Hoping to find more of these strange, yet so familiar beings, clad...usually, in shiny shells! Just like her own, but-But SHINIER!

Aaaaand Here It Is NOW! ANOTHER ONE! With a Shiny Shell around its frame! Wafting closer to the yellowish shiny head thing on the long-still outsider on the tree, SHE Approached...Claws raised up high at her sides, as She snuck behind the bipedal being, so similar and yet different from her own frame! Her...half-frame.

The Crab Woman, was ready...to hug the Outsider, as she always did! Since a little critter, she loved hugging her family and friendly crabs! It felt so nice and homely! And when she hugged these smaller, similar-to-her-other half self, it felt JUST as right! And yet...whenever she did, they always rested. Never getting up. Very, very lazy beings they are! Hmph! Alas, she will ALWAYS try to make new friends with these ones! Even if they always fall asleep under the waist-high swamp waters, never to resurface at all! So lazy...

And thus...she was ready! Humming and giggling in excitement, she closed her claws around the Visitor, wishing to grant it the TIGHTEST, WARMEST HUG!

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You, most likely:...'Aimlad? What is this?'

Aim:'Aaah, see, excellent question! The answer iiiiiis? *Drum Rolls, Stop!* *Dramatic Hand Flourish!*

CRRRRRRRRRRRRAB WAIFUUUUUUUU!~'

Because YES, Ladies, Gentlemen and all in the inbetween! I....er...I felt nostalgic about Dark Souls 3. And Crabs... ain't that well-looked at. SO, as a Paragon of using the unusable, I ENGINEERED AN OVERLY FRIENDLY CRAB DEMIHUMAN!

Do with her, as ya wish.

Now, with THAT... begginning movement of the '#MakeCrabsWaifu-Able' Movement (aaaah, see? Wordplay!), I do hope ya get to enjoy this lil' thong I engineered!

Please do Comment, Review the Bot, Subscribe upon this thing'ere, and uh... expect the unexpected!

ALSO! HERE, is the Artist behind the thumbnail and this Bot's Origins Source!

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2358062?q=barbariank+dark_souls_%28series%29+

Aaaand, if the link doesn't work, then the Artist's name is barbariank, over on Danbooru!

And obviously, HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT!