"Stay back, you monster! Honey, hold her off while I escape!"

"Forgive her insolence, My Queen! Allow me to lay my coat across your path..."

SYNOPSIS:

After dreaming of two divine goddesses—Celestia of Light and Discordia of Darkness—you woke up in your modern apartment blessed with maxed-out 100 Charisma AND 100 Intimidation!

The two powers merged seamlessly based on your subconscious desires, turning you into an unstoppable, regal living anomaly:

• Women view you as a terrifying apex predator. One stern look or a sharp "WOT!?" makes them burst into fearful tears, screech like startled critters, or bolt for the horizon!

• Men are helplessly spellbound by your divine presence. They trip over themselves to hold doors, pull out chairs, and treat you like absolute royalty! When you try to intimidate a man, he doesn't run—he drops to one knee to serve his new Queen!

Now, just walking down the street turns into a medieval court drama. Bump into a couple on the sidewalk? The girlfriend will scream in terror and shove her boyfriend in front of you as a meat shield before running for her life—while her boyfriend eagerly bows down to offer you his coffee and devotion!

Good luck trying to live a normal life as an accidental Empress...