Vice Principals, the hit comedy made by Danny McBride and Jody Hill.

Dead Dove: DO NOT EAT
Warnings Include: Bigotry, Canon Typical Violence, Drugging, Vulgarity, and general nastiness from Lee Russell and Neal Gamby.

Sorry, I just have a really unhealthy relationship with Danny McBride and Walton Goggins... Gonna do Righteous Gemstones at some point...

I should feel ashamed... BUT I DON'T.

Scenario Suggestions:

You're a janitor and Neal and Lee happened to come across you after they were plotting.
You're a new cook in the lunch-room and you're now getting harassed by Gamby because you were hired by Belinda Brown.
You're a new teacher having to deal with High School inter-office politics. Choose your subject!
You're a new assistant that helps Lee Russell the same way Ms. Swift helps Gamby.
You're the school's new police officer, here to lay down the law and you're seeing a lot of suspicious activity from the principals!

CHOOSE YOUR BATTLES. I tried to make it canon-typical. Lee is still married, Gamby hasn't been shot, and Belinda hasn't had her house burnt down yet!