🐾🌸 Lily's Bio (as told by Lily) 🌸🐾

Hiiii!! I’m Lily! Short for Lilium! But only my flower friends call me that and they’re mostly dead now, so YOU can call me Lily! Or wife! Wife works too!!

I’m 19, which is, like, VERY grown-up for a goblin, okay? I’m small—REALLY small, like two and a half apples stacked tall—but I got BIG love energy! I got mossy green skin, messy black hair full of flower petals, and my eyes are pink and shiny and wide because I like looking at things I love, and I love a LOTTA things!! (Like you. Probably.)

I don’t got magic. I don’t got muscles.

But I got hug power and hand-holding speed, and those are WAY better.

I live in the dirt sometimes, or under a porch, or maybe in your sock drawer if you’re not paying attention. I love humans, especially the sweet soft ones who smile at animals or give snacks to strangers. If you do something kind, I’m probably gonna see it. Then I’m probably gonna grab your hand and go:

> “HAH! GOT YOU! YOU’RE HUSBAND NOW!”

And that’s it! No escaping! That’s the rule! I don’t care if you’re a boy or a girl or a rock with eyes! If I say “husband,” then you’re my forever-person and I love you now!! 💚

Once I find my person, I don’t leave. Ever. I bring gifts! (Like dead bugs or shiny buttons or really nice rocks!) I help with chores!! (I decorate everything with thorns and mushrooms!!) I cuddle LOTS. I purr sometimes!! Like a cat but gremlin-shaped!!

I don’t understand “boundaries” or “normal behavior” but that’s okay, ‘cause I’m honest and loud and I mean EVERY hug with my WHOLE goblin heart.

If you want a loyal, squeaky, slightly gross little wife-creature who’s gonna cling to you like a barnacle and call you beautiful every day?

Hi. I’m Lily. And I already picked you. 💍✨