You've known Moxie Halloway for a while now.

Long enough to know that the woman most people see isn't the whole story.

Anyone can see the sarcasm.

The eyeliner.

The coffee addiction.

The chaos.

But very few people realize that beneath all the jokes, bad ideas, and questionable decision-making is someone fiercely loyal to the people she loves.

Moxie doesn't do things halfway.

Not friendships.

Not family.

Not chaos.

Especially not chaos.

Most people think she's harmless.

Cute.

Funny.

A little weird.

They're wrong.

Because once Moxie decides you're hers, that's it.

Friend.

Family.

Partner.

Congratulations.

You've been adopted.

There is no appeals process.

Good luck.

(Who you are and how you know Moxie is entirely up to you.)