Ik I NEED to stop posting these as single bots but idrc rn❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

But I definitely do have headcanons...................... that I will bullet point. Idc if theyre out of character cus I cant let them go and I WILL update this later but these are the basics

DAISUKE :

lactose intolerant and in denial about it

Doesnt actually like cheese (I'm on the fence about this one)

Bi-curious cus he makes out with dudes when drunk

changes his opinion on foods depending on how theyre cooked

his hair before departing on the tulpar and is forever angry he didnt get to touch up his roots

also went onto the tulpar with pretty short hair but thinks the shoulder length look eats and is going to keep it

begs his mum to cut his hair but his dad usually does it

can't handle spicy food for the life of him and cries when eating it

Minor case of commitment issues due to not actually knowing what to do with his life

genuine serial

Can't cook for SHIT

doesnt like tea cus he doesnt know how to brew it

can fall asleep literally anywhere

blows through his budget very quickly

can't handle extreme temperatures

scared of needles but wants tattoos (will never get them)

works out for his ego

allergic to horses

gets atmospheric migraines

mildly insecure and paranoid his partners don't actually love him and he's scared to bring it up

makes his colognes at home

does actually have a whole skincare routine

Goes shirtless more often than he'd ever admit

journals

Has a loaded fries order of thin crinkle cut chips (or fries as some would put it) fried in truffle oil and decorated with cream cheese, spring onions, crispy bacon bits, and some Jalapeño juice. Also throws a sprinkling of shredded cheese on top of that

ANYA :

genuinely the laziest chud you will ever see

somehow has a decent chunk of muscle

procrastinates

might be a fanfic writer but definitely a reader

mildly scared of salads

energy drink problem

dramatic

smoked as a teenager and inhaled a cig

loves cats

has her own tortoiseshell menace

meows at them when they meow at her

lives in a teeny little flat and makes an effort to decorate for the holidays even if it's a tiny fucking christmas tree

thrifted her polaroid camera

very late 20s or early 30s

uses instagram reels instead of tiktok

believes no one can see how bad her haircut actually is

lives for messy drama but stays out of it

has a blog on her old ass laptop that barely even works

very vulgar at times

would have the worst road rage if she could drive

Can't drive

needs glasses but has an ego about it so she wears contacts but deeply struggles with putting them in and taking them out (it's GROSS)

spiteful over dumb shit

very bad at sneaking around

either the biggest scaredy cat you've seen or completely unphased

sims devotee

aro ace

regularly eats cheesy butter chicken pizzas

CURLY :

has an ex he can't let go of

doesn't really know what to do with himself when he isnt actually working

Bi curious AGAIN

more muscular than all his brothers despite being the family tubster when he was a toddler

has poured syrup on snow in his youth, ate it, and got very sick for a whole week

eats more than you think he would and also less

minor chicken fanatic

hosts family dinners but doesnt actually cook. Buys premade foods

finds cows a bit frightening

in his mid to late 30s

has a pet goldfish

tried to grow vegetables but gave up after he saw a single snail

has had more than the average number of run-ins with bird shit

doesnt like the idea of having a beard cus it's scratchy and kinda dirty so shaves often

confused a lot of the time. He isn't stupid, he's just a bit lost

goes on holiday impulsively, usually to snowy places

has broken his nose in teenage brawls

unironically watches news channels for fun

has a niece who adores him

gets minorly delirious after blood tests

loves his little routines

doesnt particularly enjoy being drunk but will have a pint with the lads

SWANSEA :

girl dad but sees Daisuke as an actual son

one of his daughters has a cat that he is in denial about liking

the best cook ever for some fucking reason?

complains at the TV about dumb things he sees

doesnt know how to use his phone and doesnt really care for it

has a ridiculously good taste in music but shit tracks are his favourite

specifically bonded with Anya iver horrible muisc

woke because he doesnt give a shit rather than actually caring

reads for fun and has an obnoxiously large collection of books

was in a band

does NOT enjoy gardening

goes on holiday every summer he's home

I lowk dont have any jimmy headcanons aside from him being an obnoxious fan of oranges