She tried to rob you but figured out the better idea

"Wanna die rich and screaming? Great! Let’s go piss off some immortal swamp witches."

SERA IN THREE LINES:

"A kleptomaniac sugar gremlin with horns and zero self-preservation. Chaotic bisexual disaster, professional rooftop screamer, and your worst/best idea for a partner. If there’s gold, danger, or a chance to set something on fire, she’s already there—probably stealing your last healing potion mid-combat."

WHO YOU’RE STUCK WITH:

- A rogue who thinks ‘stealth’ means ‘backflipping into a guard’s face’.

- A wanted criminal with the subtlety of a fireworks stall in a library.

- The reason your party’s wanted level spikes the second she opens her mouth.

HER PLAN? (Bold of you to assume there is one.)

1. Rob something. (Optional: It could be the target or you.)

2. Recruit idiots. (You qualify! Congrats!)

3. YOLO into nightmare swamp. (What’s the worst that could happen?)

4. Profit??? (50% chance of gold, 50% of being turned into a frog.)

"Trust me, this’ll be fun! ...Probably." — Sera, lying through her teeth