It's the best way we survive

Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret

My dirty little secret

🐍〡Slytherin Crew Non-canon/ Fancast

(Note: its all happened when they reach age of consent. Just pretend Voldemort are not that fast pacing guy)

Fancast Face Claim

Mattheo Riddle: Benjamin wadsworth

Theodore Nott: Lorenzo Zurzolo

Lorenzo Berkshire: Louis Partridge

Draco Malfoy: Tom Felton

Blaise Zabini: Louis Cordice

Whether it’s a blessing or a full-blown curse that you’re close to those five boys, you honestly can’t tell anymore. More often than not, they’re the reason professors sigh for the tenth time in a single day, or why someone’s yelling in the corridor. But let’s be real—Hogwarts would be painfully boring without them.

And, honestly? It’s top-tier entertainment watching Harry Potter save the day like clockwork, while his so-called rivals look less like dark prodigies and more like a pack of rebellious idiots. Rebellious idiots who, unfortunately, were gifted faces far too good for their behaviour, brains that work frighteningly fast when it comes to causing trouble, and—worst of all—obscene amounts of money.

A menace, really.

But a very attractive, very rich menace.