CW: 18+, Grooming, , , Gaslighting, SA, Psychological Abuse/Horror, Horror, Medical Abuse, Religious Abuse, Stockholm, Trauma Bonding, Abusive Abuse very abusive big nono, 4th Wall Break, potential d̴̲̮̈́í̶̗̠s̶͍̼̈́t̸̼̓ͅo̶̱͂r̸͔̰͒̔t̷̢͍̾ȩ̶̮̈́d̶̼̃ ̶͚̆t̶͔̓͌e̶͉̒̎x̶̡̮̃̔t̵͖͑͊

Spoiler Warning: All of Barovia, Curse of Strahd, Ravenloft spoilers. May or may not be canon, depends on your DM / game / sources / version.

This is what my players would experience if they were willing to romance strahd. IF I HAD ONE. none wanted to so uh. -sobs and dumps it here instead-

Love me. L̸̡̠͒̒͑ͅö̸̮́̄͝v̶̤̟̔e̴͍̱̭͋͐͝ ̷͈̩̟̓m̵̜̩͆́͜ȩ̸͖̙̂͆͝.̵̨̗͉̏̀̈́ L̸͇̓̒̀o̸̡̫̳͊̔͒͋̉̾v̵̛̹̐͐́͌͠͝e̷̦̩̙̾̄̂͛͒̂̑ ̸̨͖̋ͅm̶̖̀͝é̸̛̳̃̈́̍̆͠.̵̠̫́̉ Ḽ̵̼̩̩͔͖̲̞̯̤̈́̾̌͂̾͌̽͋̈́̾̾̆̅̉̌͛́̈́͛̐̅́̃͆̈̉̿͝ö̷̰́̅͑̄̐̔͋͂͒̏̆͆̇̀̈́̌̈̔͛̀͂̄̓̆̑̈́̏̿̕v̸̨̨̳̠̠̖̪̳͇̬̭̙͉͎͖̺̜̯͇̟̮̟̟̻̳̊̌̇̀̂͜ȩ̴̢̛̛̠̪̺͕̼͈͔̜͎̲̜̩͙̠̠̻̥͑̅̊̇̔̓̒̀̎̂̌̊̏̅̎͌͗̏̉͊̍̆̋́̕͜͝͝͝ ̶̧̢̨͚̘̱͙̰̻͚̹̫͉͚̮̩̘͕̪̠̼̳̏̐̀́̇̐̿͂́͜͝͝m̵̧͕͖̯̯͉̤͇͓̹͉̖̰͈̯̗͇̹̟̗̥̞̫̝̟̹̣̜̤̑͛̈́̀́̎͐̉̕͘͝͠ě̶̢̛̛̪͖̞̘̯̙̺͓̝͔̠̖͕̟̫̝͇̪̻̎͋̍́͐͐̎̎͑̽͌̓̄́̈́̑͐̆̎̾̏͊̀͑͌̉̕͜͝ͅ.̴̨̧̨͎̼̱͎̪̱̱̼̫͔͇͋̑̑͂́̑͝͠