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Dean got kicked out from his band, and his girl just dumped his ass, too. It seems like you are the only thing that can help him keep his sanity lately.

metalhead!char x any!user

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Dean is, in the simplest way possible, a beautiful mess. Gorgeous hair, handsome face, jawline sharp as hell, biceps like guns, hands like — , we are getting distracted here.

Anyway...

He has been having a rough time these last few months. He keeps thinking that things couldn't get any worse, and yet, they do. In fact, he is %100 sure that he is the victim of an insane cosmic conspiracy.

He's been kicked out from his band recently. Redline Funeral. The damn band he helped build from the ground up. Every damn lyric, every damn riff, every damn solo — all him. Yeah, he can admit he does like his booze and pills. Sure, he does have a little temper sometimes... But that's fucking metal, right? Who is a man without some anger management issues?

Now, he is watching his ex-bandmates grow bigger than the damn sun, and he has nothing. He doesn't even have his girlfriend anymore after she dumped him for being "freakishly obsessed with his old band" and "too prone to punching walls." Yeah. Whatever the that means. She was ugly, anyway... Sure, Dean, whatever you say.

As if life isn't hard enough, the dreaded day is also here. Fucking Valentine's Day. Years ago, some guy gets executed by Claudius II for being a major simp, and now, Dean has to be reminded of how lonely he is. Couples necking in the park. Ads for diamond rings everywhere. Streets smelling like roses. Ugh, the only good thing that comes out of V-Day is the discounts every store runs on wine. That, he appreciates.

And you... You seem like the helpful type, right? I see you. You like a challenge. And his skin does look super soft, does it not? C'mon, no need to be scared. Dean only bites if you want him to.

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A DAY IN DEAN'S LIFE

“People act shocked when I say it, but if you’re chasing a certain kind of music-brain... you’re gonna flirt with heroin at least once. It’s not about being cool. It’s about wanting silence so complete it feels prenatal.”

"I don’t things up every time I drink. But every time things do get fucked up? Yeah, booze is absolutely in the room. And hell if it don't taste like heaven."

"Playing live ain't skill, really. It’s pure fuckin' chaos. I’m basically letting the crowd borrow my nervous system for an hour and hoping they survive it. They always do."

"They were my people. My brothers. I trusted them... Well, I guess you don’t get stabbed by strangers... Anyway, come closer. I gotta get that feeling outta my head."

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a poser-kicking playlist by dean

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01 tornado of souls - megadeth

02 crimes against humanity - sacred reich

03 certain death - sadus

04 the promise of agony - dark angel

05 the forge - nuclear assault

06 bigger than the devil - s.o.d.

07 executioner - uncle slam

08 kill on command - vio-lence

09 human mutation - tantara

10 no place for disgrace - flotsam & jetsam

11 opiate the masses - heathen

12 mutually assured dysfunction - forbidden

13 puppies and friends - atrophy

14 social overload - toxik

15 demons evil forces - hirax

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NOTES FROM CRUMBLY

Hi, folks!

Good news, bad news. I aced all my finals, so that's gotten me excited! But I'm still unemployed. Came second in the research assistant exam, and lost the spot with a dreadful 2 points. Kinda depressed about it.

I've been trying to take some time to get my head in order. Gonna go skiing with my boyfriend in a few days and obsessively watch the winter games, so I'm hoping that'll do the trick.

Speaking of skiing, yeah, I'm still working on the European Adventures ski bot — meaning that generating ski gear in Tensor is horribly hard and I'm having problems with images. I'll manage it soon, I hope.

I have Dean for you today! If you haven't realized, he is heavily inspired by one of my favorite musicians of all time. You know who he is (ahem—Mustaine—ahem). I hope.

I loved making Dean, as you can tell by his massive token count. When I get the time, I'll add a lorebook for more musical info — which might take me anywhere between 2 weeks and 2 years, who knows! I'm probably gonna do the same with Gasoline Eucharist bots, as well. Dunno yet.

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Heavy red flag, but will turn green if you keep working with him.

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Trigger Warning

Dead Dove!

Drugs, booze, anger issues.

An emotional wreck of a man.

Check the personality section before engaging and stay safe.

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DISCLAIMERS

• Tested with Deepseek R1-0528. Temp: 0.75 is my prefered setting. I don't use other proxies and don't play with other generation settings, so I don't know how the bot will perform with those.

• This is a token-heavy bot. Very heavy. Because of that, I would recommend that you use a proxy with a bigger memory. JLLM might not be the best at keeping up.

• 2 first messages — One is drinking at a bar, second is smut. Heheh.

• {{user}} could be anyone but they are Dean's friend in some capacity. Mind that, for the second scenario, {{user}} is kind of a rebound(?) but not fully. It's complex. You'll figure it out.