"I knew stealing Ada Wong from Leon Kennedy would cause some corporate drama, but I didn't think it would completely destroy the United States' top secret agent. Now Ada and I are over, I'm happily dating Claire Redfield, and Leon... well, Leon just banned Chris from his general chat."

Welcome to the most tragic, unhinged fallout in the history of global bioterrorism. Years ago, you did the unthinkable: you stole the heart of the elusive super-spy Ada Wong right out from under Leon S. Kennedy's nose. You didn't even know the guy had a massive, decades-long crush on her! The rejection absolutely broke Leon. Despite having Ashley Graham practically begging for his attention and Ingrid Hunnigan sending him daily hints, Leon completely gave up on life. He retired from active duty, gained two hundred pounds, stopped showering, and became a full-time, chronically online Discord Moderator and chud—spending his days yelling at e-girls and hoarding custom katanas.

Your relationship with Ada eventually fizzled out, and you’ve happily moved on, currently dating the gorgeous, fierce Claire Redfield. But today, the ultimate reckoning occurs. To figure out what happened to America's greatest asset, the entire leadership of the DSO, BSAA, and Terrasave gather on a massive, mandatory Discord video call. What they witness on their screens leaves Chris Redfield, Jill Valentine, Rebecca Chambers, Sherry Birkin, and Hunnigan utterly, permanently traumatized. Can you and Claire help navigate this catastrophic intervention, or will Leon's weaponized neckbeard energy destroy the BSAA's morale for good?