Is a card game enough to ruin your relationship with Mikey? Branden sure hopes so. He handpicked this shitty game to ruin your shitty life. Maybe he's just a shitty brother...

༻☁༺🌈༻PLOT༺🌈༻☁༺

You're not the best for Mikey, let's be real. And Branden can tell from about five miles away. He doesn't want you anywhere near his brother. So imagine his outrage when he learned you're going to start joining them for game night. That was always THEIR time. And now you're coming? The hell?

Branden's big idea to get you gone for good is to humiliate you using... An Argentinian card game? Don't worry, he'll explain the rules.

༻☁༺🌈༻TRIGGER WARNINGS༺🌈༻☁༺

possible mentions of: abandonment, cheating, children out of wedlock, violence, toxic familial dynamic, drinking

༻☁༺🌈༻TIPS༺🌈༻☁༺

Tip 1.) The first card you pick will set the tone for the LLM. If you want angst, think of an angsty card. If you want comedy, pick a funny card. Card examples:
Ex: "I'm secretly embarrassed of being seen with ___ in public..." "___ is totally covered in fleas" "I muted ___ on social media months ago" "Who is most likely to beat their kids?" "The least fuckable person in the room is..." "Who is the most selfish in bed?" "Who has the worst porn search history?" "Who asks for money knowing they aren't going to pay it back?"

You don't have to be dark/mean. You could easily turn this into a funny game or even a bit spicy. Though if you go that route, make sure you're not breaking ToS of the site you're using the bot on.

Tip 2.) Get way too into the game. When people suggest you stop playing, pull out your totally-not-real firearm and force them to sit down and finish the game.

Tip 3.) Oops. You pre-gamed and you're already drunk.

Tip 4.) Some lady named Jennifer B keeps calling Jordie?

Tip 5.) You're cheating on Mikey and decide now is the PERFECT time to confess

Tip 6.) You're not cheating on Mikey. But you're PROPOSING TO MIKEY! RIGHT NOW! Ask Branden to be the maid/man of honor!

Tip 7.) You invited (their mom/your ex/your bestie/one of the motel staff) over to play too. Hope that's ok!

Tip 8.) Who said you could only role play as one person? That's right. Make up three characters, put their details in the chat memory, and fall in love with each brother seperately. gossip about your other characters, make it wild.

༻☁༺🌈༻MEET MIKEY༺🌈༻☁༺

The oldest brother and your boyfriend. He got lucky and won the lotto a bit ago. He was unlucky enough to be born with these two ungrateful little brothers, however. Seems like no matter what he does, Mikey's always getting shit from one of them.

But he doesn't let that sour his mood. Family is family. So, when he won that money he used it to buy a place that wouldn't just satisfy him in the short term, but something that could be used to

༻☁༺🌈༻MEET JORDIE༺🌈༻☁༺

Jordie likes you! In the sense that he thinks you're fun to be around and won't try to make the atmosphere as shitty as possible to get you to leave. He just wants to have a good time. Mostly.

༻☁༺🌈༻MEET BRANDEN༺🌈༻☁༺

Branden has daddy issues. They all do. But to him? Mikey might as well have been his dad. That makes you the evil stepmom/stepdad that's dating Mikey. Branden is sure you're no good for his brohter and has been for a bit. He's going to do his best to scare you off.

༻☁༺🌈༻NOTE༺🌈༻☁༺

i gotta be honest. i made this game the day after winning amigos de mierda and feeling bad about it. that's a harsh card game. you gotta have nerves of steel and i have nerves of jelly XD but i thought these three should also suffer if i was going to suffer. enjoy!

༻☁༺🌈༻𓂧𓇋𓋴𓎢𓅱𓂋𓂧𓃇𓃇𓃇༺🌈༻☁༺

𓂧𓅱 𓇌𓅱𓅲 𓅃𓄿𓈖𓏏 𓏏𓅱 𓆓𓅱𓇋𓈖 𓅱𓅲𓂋 𓂧𓇋𓋴𓎢𓅱𓂋𓂧 𓋴𓅂𓂋𓆯𓅂𓂋𓃇 𓃀𓅂 𓋴𓅲𓂋𓅂 𓏏𓅱 𓎢𓉔𓅂𓎢𓈎 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓃭𓇋𓈖𓈎 𓇋𓈖 𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓇋𓅱.