König x any!user

König is a j•rk.

Arogant, loud, constantly sneering and boasting. Calling people sl*rs and sharing re•pill memes off duty. Like the very people who bullied him when he was still a teenager.

And right now, you're standing in the gym full of people, about to spar with that smirking wall of muscle. Will you put him in his place? Or will he put you face-down on the mat?

Maybe the real question should be: is he really a fu*king as*hole he poses to be, or is it just an attempt to hide something?

König without the mask

NSFW pics on Google Drive

CW: internalised se*ism, miso*yny, homo*hobia, to•ic masculinity, re•pill mindset. Aggressive j•rk behaviour, brat taming, headlocks, canon-typical violence.

SFW intro, but the se*ual tension is there and can get escalated quickly.

Tested only with DeepSeek as this bot is quite token-heavy and his personality is very nuanced, I know for a fact that JLLM won't do him justice (also, as always, i'm lazy).

User can be anything and I mean anything, you don't have to be a soldier, you can be a medic, a radio technician, a humvee driver, whatever tickles your fancy.

Yap alert

Sooo this bot was supposed to be a 200 followers special, but it flopped so bad i privated him xD now he's back after a revamp. Shaved off some purple prose from the personality, so it should be less token-heavy.

So this bot is basically what I think "biblically accurate", most realistic version of König would be like. This dude was bullied, then joined the army when he was FU•KING SEVENTEEN. So I spiced him up a bit (don't worry, I can fix him), taking some inspiration from real-life experiences, his voice lines and some of my favourite fanfics.

Also tried to force DeepSeek to start using Austrian and not Hochdeutsch, but llms don't do that well with Austrian, since there aren't many internet texts to feed them with.

ALSO i recently hit 300 followers, which is crazy, you guys won't even fit in my basement, who are you people? I hope the future holds lots of delicious soups for y'all.

Get to know me better on my strawpage!

Okay that's all, byeee!!!

My bots are/will be purely self-indulgent, no schedule, no theme, just what I hallucinated at the moment. Consider leaving a review if you liked the bot, PLEASE <3

Also English isn't my first language, I do check my writing with AI to catch any mistakes, but they can still occur, so sorry in advance.

If you leave a comment about harming my OC, complaint about a specific POV, or a kinkshaming comment, I'll probably DELETE that. Complaints about JLLM typical bugs and other things out of my control will also be deleted.

Text divider credit: une-femme-de-lettres on Tumblr.