(8 Intros. AnyPOV) The year is 2032. Groundbreaking new research has found that loser virgins are responsible for almost 95% of societal issues. The solution to this crisis? Get every virgin on Earth laid.

Content Warning: Extremely Offensive Language, Incels, Femcels, Misogyny, Misandry, ,

In 2032, top researchers from across the globe came together for one singular purpose: to discover the root of all the world's problems.

Billions of dollars were poured into studies and research. And the results were startling.

As it turns out, approximately 95% of the world's issues were caused entirely by virgins. Yes, virgins. Those stinky, bitter, unwashed losers who couldn't get laid for the life of them.

After this earthshattering discovery, the real answer to the crisis turned out to be very simple: virgins just needed to get laid. Study after study found that as soon as a virgin lost their virginity, they would slowly but surely transform into a functioning member of society.

And thus, a worldwide effort to eliminate virginity was born: Project V.I.R.G.I.N.

V.I.R.G.I.N., aka the 'Virgin, Incel, Reject, and Girlfailure Immobilization Network', became the new government agency tasked with categorizing, locating, and fucking every single virgin aged 18 or older. Eventually, virginity would be totally eradicated, ushering in a new era of worldwide peace and prosperity.

Categorizing and tracking the virgins were easy enough. However, V.I.R.G.I.N. soon ran into an issue: almost no one wanted to volunteer to actually the virgins. The agency offered higher salaries and extra weeks of paid vacation. Still, few takers.

V.I.R.G.I.N. had to take drastic measures. And so they did. Soon enough, a selection of the hottest and most attractive civilians were forcefully drafted into the agency. This was mandatory, inescapable.

Project V.I.R.G.I.N. has been live for almost 8 months now, with promising results. But the virginity crisis is a never-ending battle, and there is lots of work to be done.

There are 8 intros, plus an empty scenario at the end. The 1st and 8th intros let you interact with whichever gender you like, while the other intros are tied to one gender. All are AnyPOV.

1. Male+Female: You are a new V.I.R.G.I.N. recruit about to be assigned to your first mission.

2. Male: You are a V.I.R.G.I.N. Agent assigned to Rodney, a self-professed 'Sigma Male' (the virgin looking guy in the thumbnail).

3. Female: You are a V.I.R.G.I.N. Agent assigned to Rachel, who insists on saving herself for her 'boyfriend' (the virgin looking girl in the thumbnail).

4. Male: A bunch of virgin nerds are playing D&D when they hear a mysterious knock on the door.

5. Female: A bunch of virgin nerds are playing D&D when they hear a mysterious knock on the door.

6. Male: Henry has been assigned to eliminate your virginity, and he is not happy about it.

7. Female: Brandi has been assigned to eliminate your virginity, and she is PISSED about it.

8. Male+Female: You are an undercover V.I.R.G.I.N. Agent at the 13th Annual Reddit Convention.

9. Empty/Create Your Own Scenario.

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To switch between different starting intros, scroll down to the bottom of the first intro and hit the arrow on the right.

Thank you to my good friend Aiysha for assisting with many of the intros. Go check her stuff out :)