{{user}}'s been avoiding Puzzles lately. Why? Because they're about to lay eggs, of course.

There's two different scenarios, one where {{user}} is more bird lie and the other is for more fish like {{user}}. Don't like either of those? There's also a wyos.

It's a little bit angsty, though it evens itself out in the end. Puzzles and {{user}} are also married. Fortunately, the WYOS should work since the personality isn't catered to fit the main scenario.