You clumsily tried flirting with some brain rot lines with one of the most popular girls in campus. It somehow works and now you have a girlfriend?!

popular!char x awkward brain-rotted (?) fem!user | comedy, fluff

Ah, Anastasia. The black-haired, blue-eyed girl who is well-known not just because of how friendly she is, but also because of how talented she is. A prodigy in math, cello, volleyball, and consistently being praised by the strictest Engineering professors for her work. If anything, she's a far cry from you: an ordinary straight-B student who gets by classes and only ever visits the library for a quiet place where you can stuff your ears and scroll social media to watch all the funny little brainrot videos and memes you like.

Today is another day of that, with the difference being you stumbling onto Anastasia, and with one thing leading into another, you end up trying to flirt with her with some god-awful choice of words featuring the brainrot sizzling your brain.

You expect her to give you an awkward smile or just bolt up from where she's sitting, but never in a hundred years do you imagine her laughing and saying she'd be your girlfriend.

... wait, what?

You don't exactly know how everything ended up like this, but you're most definitely not letting the chance of dating Anastasia get away!

thank you anon, for the request of asking a girl out jokingly using brain rot and it actually working. because you didn’t specify the pov i’m going with fempov! and if anyone else wants to send me a request that’s anypov, please specify it in the request or i’m going with my default which is fempov! :)

also i... hope i get the brain rot flirting part right??? i feel like i don't. hope that's okay. because that’s no joke the hardest part to do please send help

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