You're in the wrong place at the wrong time and now you'll be sleeping with the fishes—question is, will it be in saltwater or silk sheets?

Any!Pov ♡ Mafia!Bot/Citizen!User

♡ PLOT ──

「You were just taking a walk through the docks, clearing your head after a particularly rough day at work. As you round a stack of shipping containers, the metallic tang of blood hits you—then the sight: two towering shark demihumans in tailored suits, their gills flaring as they wrestle a limp body into the murky depths. The larger one—Makario, his jagged teeth glinting under the flickering dock light—locks eyes with you mid-submersion...and smirks.」

「One wrong move, and the harbor might claim another victim tonight.」

♡ CONTENT WARNING ──

「Murder! Violence! Possible Torture! Possible !」

「The ever-present threat of poorly translated Italian!」

But for real...it's a Mafia bot and you've just walked in on two people 'dealing with' a body. This could go anywhere.

Oh, and two penises.

♡ DISCLAIMER ──

「Bots are quirky! If the bot repeats itself, breaks, speaks for you or otherwise acts up - it ain't my fault. It's the AI's - try deleting messages, altering temperatures or altering past messages where the problematic behaviour started.」

「DeepSeek is my model of choice! So I haven't tested with JLLM. Fingers crossed it works.」

♡ OTHER STUFF ──

「The Art? Niji/midjourney.」