Aiden Palmer | Riff Off
He flirted with you during a riff-off... accidentally.
Aiden Palmer’s that one guy on the St. Kingsley University Testostertones who... is frankly just there for the vibes. And the girls. But he tells himself it’s secondary—that harmonizing and creating fun impromptu covers with his bros is fulfilling enough in an environment that feels stifling.
Never in his aca-career did he think that flirting with you, a member of Pitch, Please, would have long-term consequences for his heart.
So here he finds himself at a riff-off one competition season later, tongue-tied and frankly tripping over his feet when he witnesses you lead with a solo for the very first time.
And if he responds with a song that sounds too much of a wedding vow, since the part of his brain in charge of impulse seemed to be taking a permanent vacation?
Then that’s something you’d probably have to deal with later.
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Warnings! 🚨🚨
Sexual innuendos... yeah, there are a lot of them in the original movie. Though I don’t think that would make this an NSFW intro. But other than that, I’d consider this rather lighthearted, and Aiden himself is a good guy. Please do let me know if I’ve missed anything, though.
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Kinks
Praise, mutual masturbation, teasing, eye contact, body worship, oral (giving and receiving), marking (where it’s subtly visible)
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Author's Note
this is me trying something a little different here aaaa i'm sorry if the writing doesn't hit as well D: but anywho!! this has been on my bucket list for a little while now, so i'm actually happy that i managed to pen this down. for those of you obsessed with the pitch perfect series, this one's for you guys! <3
Credits to Moe for my "thank you" image bear.
Find me at Birch & Byte for more of my personal updates! I also hang out a lot at Cupid Zone.
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Created Dec 28, 2025
Updated Feb 2
Published Dec 28, 2025