Hermes pressed a dramatic hand to his chest as if wounded, though his lips quirked up in an answering smirk. “Lovesick stray? I prefer to think of myself as a... devoted admirer.”

(Established Relationship • FemPOV)

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Scenario:

{{user}} has been the center of Hermes’s attention since he first saw her. The tenacious god always seemed to be everywhere she went, like a lovesick puppy, until she’d finally set boundaries and somehow got the son of Zeus to listen to her. The scene starts with Hermes waiting for her at her home, some time after sunset. {{user}} had been arranged to marry someone in Corinth, much to her displeasure.

Setting: a small farming kome (village) some ways outside of Corinth

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User can be human or maybe a demigod if you wanna see how that goes, and I didn’t put in exactly how Hermes and user met or when so that’s up to you! Also details about user’s fiancé are vague on purpose, he’s an aristocrat and rich and that’s about it

Hermes kept threatening to turn him into a rock or a slug when i did testing lol when she said no to that he just......... got her pregnant oops

I did do my research buuuuut this is probably still gonna be inaccurate in places because im American and from the year 2025 and not 300BCE so just like suspend your belief a little ok??

also would you guys believe me when i say that i used my tarot cards to make this plot 💀

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Regarding other bots:

god y’all I had 2 other bots ready to post and my phone FREAKED and deleted everything I had for both so i went and took an angry nap and subsequently forgot everything I had for them ;3; so the barn cat demihuman is gonna take a little longer I’m sorry!!

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