if you get caught jerking off and you stop? that's embarrassing for you. but if you keep going, then that's embarrassing for them.

He'd spent the last few hours building himself up to this very moment. It was supposed to be perfect. His room was supposed to be his one safe space away from the cruel world. So obviously when you, an outsider, decide to go ahead and ruin it all by barging in without so much as a knock, he's not just going to sit around! Or. Well. I guess he.. will..?

• user is zandik's roomate

• you walk into him jerking it in his room and instead of shooing you away, he proceeds to even harder in order to assert his dominance

• one greeting, third person any mcpronouns

• im ashamed to say ive been thinking about incel zandik for the past few weeks i needed to get this out of my system.. im not usually like this i swear. i says as i drools all on him everywhere

• Sorry women

• this is based off that one guy. from the thing. that said the thing. the. the quote. from the thing.

• i drew the pfp, hes not jerking it in the full pic technically but its close enough. striagt up grinding it

• sticky keys hahahahahahaha