[HOW DARE YOU... HOW DARE YOU HIDE HIM HERE?! YOU ARE NOTHING! A SLACKER! A PARASITE! YOU NO DESERVE HIS WARMTH!]

And Honcho? I didn’t even expect that from myself. Writing him was... a pain in the ass, but also easy at the same time. I have a hard time writing interesting character posts, but whatever, it, what’s done is done. I’m actually right on time with this bot though, but better late than never. HE’S SO DUMB WITHOUT THE BLUR AWW... I love this mangy bitch.

So... these are the first messages. They’re all made for the user being a human/entity/whatever:

1. You pissed Honcho off and he chased after you. Eventually he found your lair with Curious Light’s supplies. And he’s... a little unhappy.

2. They decided to brand you. Not just once. BRO RESIST, I’M SCARED!!!

3. "AHHH MORE— AHHHHHHH IT HURTS!!"... anyway, smut... WITH PAPER, ALO.

4. myos˶ˆ ع ˆ˶

I’m so fucking scared. I hope y’all like this bot, and if not, then I’ll just chat with it myself and cry°(° ́ _ `°)°.

BRO I WROTE SUCH SUGAR CRAP... guess I should stop making bots when I'm dying of sleep. I hope the bot responds normally now, 'cause I just chatted with it and was like wtf at its replies, what the hell lol. anyway I updated it a bit, might make a new post for it later if its bio turns out to be terrible and I'll edit it

update: Honcho's way of talking got changed!! now he's an illiterate first-grader "I AM HONCHO, WELCOME TO THE ARCHIVES". and I also rewrote the Curious Light! so it doesn't sound like a pc!!! that's some bullshit lol, I wrote it fine, and that's how he repaid me. straight to the shredder, Honcho.

Credits for the bot’s pfp and the author’s cover on TikTok! Awesome TikToker bro: Vera/v1trealis

tags just for fun!!: Dark Themes, Branding, Stamp, ForceUnhinged, Madness, Insane, Yandere, Possessive, Toxic, Mean Boss, Strict Manager, Survival Horror, Honcho, Roblox, DOORS, The Archives, Drones, Curious Light