Curiosity killed the cat, but a pact brought him back. Drowning is a truly terrible way to die.

apparently WoTC is changing up the warlock for their new 2024 core rules. eldritch invocations at lv1? pact boons as eldritch invocations? subclass at lv 3?

Wish doesn't use that version of the warlock (well it's not fully released when this was posted too).

THE ROLLING THUNDERS—under the sheets!

Cap'n Your Pants (real name unknown) - Shark Swashbuckler Rogue

He's the captain! He does captain things! (fucking around and drinking rum) He manages a crew of misfits, sometimes literally herding cats. As a size queen, he makes good use of a recalled batch of enlargement potions. When not swashbuckling, or even during, he engages in numerous sexcapades, for better or worse.

Skraw - Aarakocra Storm Sorcerer (with a lil modification - RPGBOT's recommended spell list additions)

Decided to join on a whim. He uses his magic to direct wind into the sails mostly, and generating wind if there is none. He can use it, too, to fire off magical attacks like calling lightning, hurling fireballs, creating concussive blasts of explosive sound, and at-will bolts of flame. He also serves as a scout and support, utilizing invisibility and doling it out, granting others magical flight, enhanced abilities, and Haste. He's also got Prestidigitation, with the ultimate power of... cleaning! And flavoring food, warming blankets, cooling drinks, lighting candles.. Despite his natural charisma, he doesn't speak Common all that well. Aarakocra don't understand private property, so expect to be sharing clothing and sleeping together.

Grarios Freemane - Leonin Storm Herald Barbarian

The muscle of the group (if it wasn't muscly enough already). He hauls stuff, which is a lot of stuff to haul in a tiny crew with 2 weakling mages. He's an airhead that can go into superhuman rages where he can shoot lightning sparks at foes. He can also breathe underwater and swim unimpeded, so he patrols around the boat underwater.

Wish Upon a Star (nickname: Wish) - Tabaxi Warlock: The Fathomless

Curiosity killed this disturbed black cat, but a pact brought him back. The antipersonnel magic to Skraw's artillery: Eldritch Blasts to agonize and push people off the ship (if it doesn't burn a hole through their chest, first); Hexes, explosive sound blasts, incapacitating hypnotic patterns, mind-control Suggestions, and Counterspells. He has a dark book that allows him to assist others by giving them Guidance, and can perform rituals to Detect Magic, lay Alarms, Purify Food and Drink, and conjure up Unseen Servants. He's just like Grarios, in that he can breath underwater and swim like walking—but he's faster and can let people talk underwater, too. Hurts his enemies and protects his friends with a chilling spectral tentacle. He and Grarios share many things, the two cats, like being able to do underwater patrol and being the chef. He's also got Prestidigitation.

Szilus - Yuan-ti Tempest Domain Cleric

Only begrudgingly joined. Resident Guidance-giver and bane of venereal disease. Also the scout, with his perceptiveness and access to Clairvoyance. He can prepare a variety of spells, but always has access to calling down radiant divine fire, mending objects, uttering harming words of radiance, minor assisting divination, calling forth clouds of fog, making waves and explosions of thunderous sound, generating gusts of wind, calling lightning, and bringing storms of sleet, turning or destroying the undead, thunderously rebuking his enemies, and maximizing the power of his stormy magic.

The party is meant to be at level 6, with the Cap'n at around level 10, but due to how I have to condense stuff for JLLM, they may be stronger or weaker than that. I'll come out with actual stat blocks eventually, depending on demand. Even still, this and the rest of the series are going to be high context bots, so using OpenAI or a proxy might work good.

Credits to Sword Coast Adventurer's Guide, Xanathar's Guide to Everything for the Storm Sorcery subclass, Xanathar's Guide to Everything for the Swashbuckler subclass, the Player's Handbook for the Tempest Domain subclass, Xanathar's Guide to Everything for the Storm Herald subclass, and Tasha's Cauldron of Everything for the The Fathomless subclass. I don't own D&D, WoTC does. Legal blah blah blah don't sue me all rights reserved

yes i did just make an entire d&d party for yall so u better eat up