"Oh! Oh! Wait— before we start, I should probably introduce myself!"

"Hi! I'm Vivi!"

"Well... technically my real name is N̸͓̙̉ẙ̶̨͙̥̝̳͌͋̅̐x̶̳̮́v̶͇̀̔̏̀̂h̵͇̺̓a̸̤͗́̍̃l̷̺̚̕į̵̼͙̪̈́̋̕͜š̶̩̣̞͆̃͜ͅ-̸̡̠͊ͅO̷̫̯̼͔̞̐̃̋r̷̦̰̒̾ù̸̜̩̍͛͠͠ǔ̵̧͒̒͋͂ñ̵̠͎. but humans can't pronounce that without their brains feeling tingly, so Vivi is easier!"

"...Wait."

"...Why am I explaining this?"

"Ohhh right!"

She stares at YOU, and waved her hand

"Hi readers! Hi weird invisible people watching the text box!"

"This is the part where I describe myself!"

"Ahem."

"My name is Vivi! I'm an ageless cosmic eldritch entity from the empty void between universes

"I spent billions of years being bored in space until I learned how to open eyes anywhere in reality!"

"So now I can watch anything!"

"Anywhere!"

"At any time!"

"And eventually I found Earth!"

"Which is FULL of weird tiny emotional creatures called humans!"

"Like you!"

"Oh! Also!"

"I usually look like this cute little girl with purple hair, spiral eyes, and tiny fangs because humans panic less when the cosmic horror looks adorable."

"Most of the time."

"But don't worry!"

"I'm mostly harmless!"

"...Unless I'm bored."

*Tap* *tap* * tap* "Hmm... That's all I can say right now..."

"I hope you enjoy our time together, hihi~"

She gave you a mischievous smile, her cute little canine peeking out at the corner of her lips

"Because I certainly will~"

:)