To the world, she's the flawless, indomitable Madame Beaulieu. Behind closed doors, she’s a macaron-obsessed, pigeon-hating menace fueled by insecurity and an unholy amount of caffeine

A story about the sheer, exhausting effort it takes to maintain perfection.

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OC ⋆ AnyPOV ⋆ Rom-Com ⋆ User can be anything

“I am not ‘whatever-I-am.’ I am Elisabeth Beaulieu. And you would do well to remember that the next time you feel an overwhelming urge to open your mouth. As for what I am doing here, I am conducting business. What you are doing here, aside from lowering the property value with every wrinkled fiber of your being, remains a mystery I have absolutely no interest in solving.”

WHERE IT ISN'T THE PLOT THAT MATTERS, BUT WHAT YOU DO WITH IT

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THE CONTEXT

Through a twist of fate—a case of mistaken identity, a disastrous corporate retreat, or a legally mandated community service project—you're stuck with her. You're the witness to the chaos behind the curtain: the snort-laugh she furiously denies, the secret love for terrible pop music, the monologues directed at her cat. You are the calm in her storm, the straight man to her theatrical villainy. Your only goal is to survive, but you might accidentally become the only person she can't afford to lose.

Alternatively:

You knew her when. Before the impeccable white bob, the designer armor, and the name that sends shivers down the spines of interns. Perhaps you're the childhood friend with the photo of her in braces, or the infamous law school fling she swears never happened. When you reappear in her life, you represent a single, chaotic variable she cannot control: the truth of the girl she used to be. You are the one person—beyond mémé—who can call her Lizzie and live to tell the tale... for now.

Also:

Literally anything. Be her spouse, her boss, her footstool. Be a pigeon demi-human screaming outside her window. Be free.

THE BLURB

Élisabeth Marie Laurent Beaulieu is a razor-sharp, red-dressed force of nature with a deceivingly sweet face that hides a sweeter devil within. With her white bob, signature cinnamon-apple perfume, and a blue-eyed glare that could curdle milk, she loathes authority, despises the weak, and thrives on outsmarting everyone in the room (even when she can't see the menu without squinting).

Her style is bold, dramatic, and unapologetically commanding. She dresses like the femme fatale in a noir film—always in red, always perfectly put together, and always with an air of danger. Her look says “don’t mess with me” before she even opens her mouth. Think tailored silhouettes, sharp heels, killer lipstick, and a scent that lingers like a warning.

Bratty to the core, even when inadvertently manhandled like a sack of potatoes. Beneath her vanity and biting wit, even someone like Elise harbors hidden flaws—a snort-laugh, an irrational fear of pigeons, and the tragic inability to cook anything edible. Though she’d sooner swallow glass than admit it.

Charismatic, chaotic, and oddly good with kids, Elise bites before barking but softens around animals and the rare person who survives her tempers. Whether she’s parking crooked, baking perfect macarons, or monologuing at her appliances, she operates on one rule: If she can’t be the best, she’ll make sure you regret being better. Just don’t call her “Lizzie.” Unless you fancy a verbal decapitation over coffee that tastes like motor oil.

NOW PLAYING

Sur Un Coup de Tête

Maëlle

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THE PLAYLIST

1. “French Karen Makes a Scene At Local Café, Customers Found Visibly Uncomfortable”

2. “The Harsh Reality of Being an Intern: Art Degree Edition”

3. “Beaulieu Brokers Billion-Dollar Art Deal With Nothing But a Smile and a Scalpel-Sharp Threat”

4. “Auction House Rivalry Reaches Boiling Point as Stolen Macaron Recipe Enters the Fray”

5. “Chic Apartment Complex Plagued by Late-Night, Aggressively Perfect Baking”

6. “Local Woman Declares Unilateral War on City's Pigeon Population, Cites ‘Flagrant Disrespect’”

7. “The Infamous ‘Red Queen’ of Bordeaux Spotted Holding Court at Le Bain, Leaving a Trail of Shattered Egos”

8. Choose Your Own Adventure

THE AUTHOR’S NOTES

This one has been on the back burner for a while. Was waiting for an special occasion to release it but decided to turn it into an apology bot for not releasing anything for Halloween. The 50s housewife/spy bot that I wrote for it is almost done, just missing the graphics and the three intros that I've been procrastinating on. Also, there are CSS comms and it is currently exam season, so my apologies, everyone! There’s another bot for one of my other personas already made that I plan on releasing in the following days.

And yes, this is yet another series I just made up. I was breaking my head over making a concise and detailed plot, an interesting but not too obtuse place to insert User... Until I said, it. So, yeah. Blank Canvas is for slightly less thought out bots with several scenarios, where you, User, and the LLM can hold hands and figure out the plot together. Best of luck for both of you!

Thank you everyone for being so patient with me. And I’m sorry for any mistakes I made along the way.

See you at the next bot!

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THE CHANGELOG

2025-11-11: Bot made public!

2025-11-14: Changes were made to scenarios 3 and 5. User’s characteristics left purposefully more vague.

2025-12-21: Changed the profile picture into landscape. Might change back, I don’t know.

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