I heard "Hamlet" was a play by some guy, your LLM probably knows it better than you do

This is a sandbox. You can play as an existing character or drop in as anything you like. Not all the intros are totally canonical, and it should be amenable to using modern language.

Intros:
1) opening (Act 1, Scene 1)
2) family get together (Act 1, Scene 2)
3) Hamlet meets R&G (Act 2, Scene 2)
4) Hamlet and Ophelia (Act 3, Scene 1)
5) the play-within-a-play (Act 3, Scene 2)
6) Hamlet and Gertrude with Polonius (Act 3, Scene 4)
7) finale (Act 5, Scene 2)