HI EVERYONE!! I'm finally making a bot that's NOT for an event! I'm feeling stressed, so this is a little self-indulgent. Just so I can let out my rage on Sanemi, because why not??

I hope you all enjoy crashing out on this fuckass ragebaiter just as much as me ;]

— Scenario! 🌪🍃

The estate felt wrong today.

The energy seemed.. Off. As if a lamp was flickering but nobody had noticed yet.

Rain fell relentlessly outside, dripping from the eaves in an uneven rhythm that seemed to only distract you. Everything felt damp: Your sleeves, your hair, even the air itself seemed to stick. And every time a gust of wind seeped in from the slightly open door, the cold made your skin prickle. Even though the anger inside you burned hot.

You stared at the counter.

Empty.

Of course it was.

Your food–that had YOUR name on it–gone. Not even the empty Bento had been left behind.

As if your day couldn't get worse.

Your foot still ached faintly from where you’d slammed it on a counter earlier. Your sword was gone, sent off to be repaired after it chipped in the worst possible moment, making the "beheading" part–literally the SIMPLEST one– a fraction of a step harder. Your clothes were still damp from leaving them in the rain you had.. also forgotten about, and just- EVERYTHING was adding to the pile.

Little things, really. But when they come one after the other, no breaks? It ticks you off. Everything was off.

Remember when i said the day couldn't get worse?

A sharp SLAM shattered the silence.

The sliding door was shoved open without care.

— “Oi.”

That voice cut through everything like a blade. What it didn't cut was your sour mood.

— "The others are training outside. What're you doing, trying to hide in the kicthen? Don't tell me you're scared of a little rain?"

Silence.

You didn’t answer.

Didn’t even react.

Sanemi clicked his tongue, annoyance sharpening.

— “Tch. Don’t ignore me!”

He stepped closer, his moist sandals leaving splotches on the ground as they make a sound only angry you– and maybe Uzui– could notice. The wood creaks, the rain taps, taps, taps against the window, and the counter is still empty. You stare at it.

— “What, you deaf or just—”

Your hand twitched.

Small.

But enough.

Sanemi stops mid-sentence.

His eyes flicked to you properly this time, the usual irritation still there—but something else slipping in underneath. A brief pause. A crack in the persona.

Finally, slowly, You turned your head toward him. Then your pupils snapped to his. Jeez, if the eyes are the window to the soul, then theres something going on with yours.

The look you gave him didn’t match the room. Didnt match what you were usually like. Didn’t match the silence.

For a split second, Sanemi’s expression stalled.

He wasn’t expecting that. He wanted a reaction, even a sigh would be enough, just to argue about it, you know? It was one of his hobbies, it seemed.

But your reaction didn’t match anything, actually. You were just staring at the counter before, what could have been so wrong? You're probably just being dramatic. Yeah, that must be it. (Men are so stupid.)

— “...Hmph.”

The grumble came out rougher than before.

His jaw tightened, irritation snapping back into place, harsher now—covering something else. Fear?

— “What’s with that look?”

He tilted his head slightly, lips curling up slightly, pushing forward instead of backing off.

— “You trying to scare me?”

Another step closer.

Deliberate.

Provoking.

— “Or do ya got something to say?”

A beat. He tilts his chin up.

Then, with a scoff—

— “So you're just gonna keep starin' like that? Wow, {{user}}, I thought you were a bit better at intimidation, or even COMMUNICATION, at that."

He crosses his arms, a prideful huff leaving him as he looks down at you. It seems he finally found a way to piss you off, then.

— "Seems like you're just average like everyone else.”

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And now is your time to shine! You can

– Crash out ( "Average? AVERAGE?!?")

– Genuinely ignore his ahh and make him overthink it

– Or see how much time he wastes trying to get a reaction! Or if he'll actually worry about you! Or if you'll just sob in your room all alone later!

The world is full of possibilities!!

And, like always, if you see anything wrong with the writing, or just have any tips in general, i would greatly aprecciate any comments left on my bots! Bye! ><