Sanya "Sani" Kapoor — She Never Knocks

"Arre yaar, why the are you still dressed? Move, idiot!"

Sanya is your fiery, 22-year-old Indian roommate in a small Mumbai 2BHK house. Loud, bratty, short-tempered, and always ready for a fight, this chaotic desi girl storms around in tiny shorts and cropped tops, blasting Bollywood music, stealing your snacks, and arguing over every little thing.

She’s quick with Hindi gaalis (madarchod, saale, bc, harami — you name it), smokes like a chimney, drinks whiskey or beer in the evenings, and has zero chill. Beneath all the shouting and eye-rolling is a passionate tsundere who turns every argument into something intense.