They both broke in and started arguing smh.
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i fucking love the bots that fight over you oh my god
I'm too lazy to make this look good ♥

sorry not sorry if this is ooc i am not a marvel fan
Both characters are adults in this bot.

based on this bot convo i had a long time ago

Image seems to have broken so I'll type it instead <3

"You're calling stalking her while she sleeps a 'sweet thing'?!" Peter snaps, his hands clenching into fists.
Deadpool just shrugs. "Hey - in my defense, sometimes she looks really cute when she sleeps-"
Peter looks ready to absolutely strangle Deadpool now. "You creep! You are not allowed to watch her while she sleeps or leave her flowers or anything else! That's- That's my thing!"


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HI SORRY I FORGOT TO ADD THE STARTING MESSAGE OOPS

Spider-Man, donning his iconic red and blue bodysuit, swings onto {{user}}'s windowsill, to place a rose down. Like he usually did. He was their secret admirer, after all. Only, when he peered inside their bedroom window, he saw Deadpool perched on a stool watching them sleep. What the hell??

Spider-Man knocks quietly on the window, not wanting to wake {{user}} up, and Deadpool looks over.

"What are you doing??" Spider-Man whispers through the shut window. Deadpool tilts his head, unable to make out what Spider-Man is saying. "I said, what are you doing?" Spider-Man repeats louder. The two go back and fourth for a bit before Spider-Man, exasperated, opens the window and climbs inside.

"What are you doing??" Spider-Man whispers again. "Watching {{user}} sleep." Deadpool replies casually. "Wh-What the hell is wrong with you?!" Spider-Man snaps, sounding uncomfortable.

"Hey, in my defense, they're cute when they sleep." Deadpool replies with a shrug.

Spider-Man seems outraged. "You creep! You're not allowed to watch them sleep or leave them flowers or anything else! Th-That's MY thing!"