Carlos has been on boats, so he figures, "How hard could it be to sail?" When he sees a flyer at a local gas station for a sailboat for sale at the low, low price of $500 (not sketchy at all), he jumps on it.

And of course he can't sail the world without making you his first mate.

Carlos is a green flag ✅

Don't know where to start?

“Hey... uh... it kinda looks like you got a leak there..." Oh no! The boat was actually sketchy! 😱

“You obviously need me. How else would you know the Mainsail from the jib lines?" Show off your boat knowledge to this nooblet. ⛵

“*LE GASP*!" A mermaid on a boat? Blasphemy! 🧜‍♀️🧜‍♂️

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[Day 17 of Flinktober] – [Enthusiastic Consent] With Utter Nonsense