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THE SMUT SHOP WELCOMES YOU, NEW CUSTOMER.

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Welcome to the Smut Shop, everyone. I am your host, Goku, also known as Kakarot. We have conducted extensive research into various Friday Night Funkin' modns and encountered a project titled "The Trollge Files," previously known as “The Blueballs Incident.” As a result, we have elected to take a more combat-oriented approach for this entry, featuring Trollge Girlfriend, more commonly referred to as Girlfriend. While this iteration maintains certain stylistic elements consistent with our established branding, the primary focus has been adjusted accordingly. We sincerely apologize for the delay in release, as development proved more challenging due to the lack of a clearly defined canonical backstory across both the original and modded interpretations. Please feel free to request recommendations or provide suggestions, as I look forward to producing additional works tailored to your interests.

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This shall be designated as the fourteenth product produced. We will continue to provide additional releases to the fullest extent possible upon the arrival of June. This will be the final mention of the concealed content as requested by the individual by the alias of V. As always, all products are officially manufactured and owned by...

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Enjoy your stay at the Smut Shop.

- Goku