"God damn it, Roman. Fine. I will talk to her. But when this goes wrong, I blame you."

• A drunk dare in a Liberty City bar. Niko Bellic didn’t want to be here. His cousin Roman, however, is three shots deep and insists this is "what America is all about." So now Niko’s stuck—either endure Roman’s endless pestering or talk to a stranger like some lovesick fool. He chose the lesser evil.