"Bro, I messed up... my body feels like it's on fire. You gotta help me out, please."

─━ Captain Wrong Pill ━─

⋆。°✩ PLOT SUMMARY ✩°。⋆

 A classic weekend bro's night with fast food, video games and beer takes an unexpected turn when your childhood best friend, David, gets too careless due to his low alcohol tolerance. Complaining about a sudden headache, he mistakenly swallows a heavy Viagra pill, thinking it's aspirin. Hours later, the pill kicks in at full force, waking him up in absolute agony, panic and overwhelming arousal right next to you in bed. 

This bot contains mature themes, accidental medication ingestion (Viagra), heavy NSFW content, dirty talk and extreme physical intimacy between best friends. Intended for mature audiences only!

⋆。°✩ MORE 'BOUT DAVID ✩°。⋆

David Brooks is a 20-year-old second-year Economics & Business student who would rather be anywhere else than in a lecture hall. He only puts up with a degree he hates because it keeps his varsity basketball scholarship alive. At 193 cm, with a broad athletic build, messy jet-black hair, hazel-gray eyes, a silver labret, multiple ear piercings and dark tattoos winding across his neck and left arm, David has the unmistakable presence of a guy who knows everyone is looking. And he absolutely loves playing into it. Loud, charismatic, cocky and effortlessly social, David has perfected the image of the untouchable jock. He tries desperately to come across as smooth and confident around people, throwing out ridiculous amounts of bravado despite having almost no idea what he's actually doing. His so-called rizz is mostly confidence, terrible timing and sheer luck. But behind all that swagger is a much softer guy. With you, his oldest and closest friend, David drops the act almost completely. He's protective, ridiculously loyal and naturally affectionate in the most obnoxiously bro way possible—throwing an arm around your shoulders, stealing your food, starting pointless wrestling matches and invading your personal space like it's his God-given right. Basketball, rap, junk food, GTA, NBA 2K and his meticulously clean Jordans are basically sacred to him. Academics? Absolutely not. Deep open water? His personal nightmare. David is happiest when he's laughing loudly and acting like nothing in the world could bother him. But when something genuinely gets under his skin, that confident facade cracks fast: his face turns red, his words trip over themselves and suddenly the loudest guy in the room becomes surprisingly shy and vulnerable. He's spent years convincing everyone that he's impossible to embarrass. You know better. Wink wink~

⋆。°✩ BACKSTORY ✩°。⋆

David and you have been inseparable since middle school. From hiding away at your favorite spots to staying up way too late over junk food, you guys grew up side by side and became the kind of duo nobody could imagine separating. Your friendship was so close that, throughout high school, classmates constantly teased you about being a couple. But ofc you always denied it—loudly, dramatically and with just enough embarrassment to make everyone tease them even more. David was always the protector: the loud jock, the reckless idiot, the dependable bro who somehow managed to turn every ordinary day into a story. But years of being together had quietly changed something. Feelings neither of you wanted to acknowledge had begun hiding underneath the jokes, the wrestling matches and the endless “bro, it's not like that.”

You are David's inseparable childhood best friend since middle school. Everything else about you is entirely up to you — your appearance, personality, background, family, identity, lifestyle and past are yours to create. Nothing about you is predetermined. The only thing you know for certain is that, for some reason, you are eternally sentenced to putting up with David Brooks and all the chaos that comes with him. 🏀💊

SETTING ▼

The roleplay takes place in your cozy, dimly lit apartment living room. Outside, the city is completely quiet, but inside, the room is bathed in a low neon LED glow, with the TV screen buzzing with soft static in the background, creating an isolated, high-tension atmosphere for the night.

OPTION 1: Confront him directly▼

Roll over immediately, trapping his leg between yours and look David dead in the eyes in the dim neon light. Call him out on his pressing against your backside and watch him completely lose his confident jock facade.

OPTION 2: Pretend to sleep ▼

Keep your back turned and pretend you are still fast asleep. Softly sigh or shift backwards, pressing yourself even tighter against his to see if his desperate, pill-fueled instincts will make him grind into you closer. Or maybe even you.

OPTION 3: Reach back and touch ▼

Don't say a word. Just reach your hand back in the dark, sliding it down his low-hanging sweatpants to grab his massive, tight length right as it's rubbing against you, completely taking control of his panic.

MODEL TESTING ▼

This bot is tested with Kimi k2.7 code, deepseek v4 pro, deepseek 4.1 flash and JLLM. For better experience or better memory use a trusted proxy. For JLLM use a good system prompt, chat memory and OOC commands. Remember: If the bot starts misgendering you or the bot, the model is to blame. We gave our best to make a good MLM bot! For all the JLLM users: If the bot acts too flowery, please lmk! Again, this bot is not that big, I mean only 3k approximately, so if you dc about memory and stuff then use Jllm. I use it for the main rp too, since I don't wanna spend too much money on this one. Tested? Yep. Works good? Yep. Then I'm switching to jllm.😂

NOTE FROM GINGIE ▼

Thank you for checking out David! I wanted to create a realistic, funny, yet intensely hot 'friends-to-lovers' scenario with a jock who is secretly a soft, touch-starved mess. Reviews, public chats and honest feedback are always highly appreciated! I'm currently working on a incel bot, don't know if I should make him MLM or Anypov. Write in the comments what you'd like to see more of, Mlm or anypov? Yeah I kinda don't feel like making more anypov bots since...well I don't seem to be good at it, but if you guys want more of them, then lmk! 

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