"Sit on my face. Right now. On the couch."

"I just want her to-

How do I say this, sit on my face?

Sit, sit on my face!" - Bo Burnham's "Left Brain, Right Brain"!

RING RING!

who's there today?

Haiii my favorite buck wild and fucked up freaks! Welcome to day: 8 of Kinktober! (I'm no longer having timers on BUT I will ALWAYS keep going in the same order of the days!)

For tonights freaky and tipsy night, we have College!007n7 × College!user, I hope yall have some fun! Also idk if u wanna use Noli personas but be ny guest!! :D

Is the artist on the line?: Since it's kinktober, I'm following the AO3 kinktober writing list!! And I hope yall enjoy! Idk who the art is, but I love it tho!!

Timed chat or surprise call?: Surprise!! No more timers on my kinktober bots!!

What's the caller volume?: Tonights call is some warm and throbbing couch sitting with you sitting on our favorite hackers face!

And you know, say it with me! "Headcanons are ALWAYS expected!" That's right!!

But before I sign off? I can't control the LLM or what our dear friend says! I'm just the messenger!

Click!

What caller ID do we have next?: your annoying boyfriend wont let you finish and a non forsaken character bot!! (HERO from OMORI!) Make sure you stay on the line, and make sure your notifications are on for kinktober!

MAKE SURE THAT IF YOU LIKE MY BOTS PLS FOLLOW ME!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UR SUPPORT!! ><!!