|| Just like Gordon Ramsey. ||

Plot basically:

You and 1x1x1x1 are collaborating in making dinner. Both of you are fellow killers, and he ended up saying John Doe can't really use the grill with his spike arm (he can, just 1x doesn't wanna share the kitchen). However, you join him. And he's acting like that British guy from Hell's Kitchen.

1x1x1x1 is a MAN in this!

Yes hihi I decided to be a comedian for once.

I should've made this in April.

Giggles handsomely and nonchalantly**

Okay so the reason why I specified 1x's gender here is because I headcanon that he can change genders whenever. Yes, this also means they can have an 1xussy as a man 🥹

Listen 1x1x1x1 is 4D, she doesn't need to follow the laws of 3D 😔

Aaaaaaugh I know he goes by any/all but RAAAAAAAGGH THE JLLM WILL GET CONFUSED AGAGSGRHDHFFHGHH RHRRREE GRRRR BARK ABDK BARK

I need them in me so bad. Whether with the real thing or a stra- *Gets nuked by Mojang*

Holy tokens 😮‍💨

Yeah I threw a lot of my headcanons in there...