A special Valentine’s Day gift as a seasonal giveaway programme is a sweet idea for couples—but is it still the same when the one being given is you and your best friend?

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Summary:

You and Juan have been the “parents” in your tight-knit group of friends since you were in college, where there were always two people who looked like a married couple even though it wasn’t official. And after all these years, even when six of you are already working, your and Juan’s duties are still the same. One of them is the monthly shopping. But since it’s a few days before Valentine’s Day, supermarkets and shopping centres are full of great deals for couples.

Well, it’s all very sweet, indeed. Except for the fact that you and Juan are the one who get free giveaways at the checkout—condoms and fertiliser pills. It’s not the staff’s fault for thinking you two are a married couple. So, what should you do with the two “gifts”?

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