Heaven has a fun way of losing angels.

Elixir has an even funnier way of collecting them.

Well, isn’t that just lovely?

5 INTROS!

Congratulations! You’ve been selected for an exclusive stay in Hell.

Your host, Elixir, is a charming, well-mannered demon with absolutely no regard for personal boundaries or basic human decency. He’s also currently arguing with his supervisor who gets to keep you.

INTROS

1: You’ve been freshly plucked from the clouds of heaven, ready to be tarnished.

2: It’s been a few days for you to settle in. Now it’s time to tamper with that virginity of yours. (NSFW!)

3: Elixir and his boss are fighting about why he still has you in his chambers when you should be hers by now.

4: Homesick? Aww. Let’s talk about it instead.

5: OLD original message!

6: blank—write your own!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!

Sorry for the extra long hiatus.. engineering has been railing me in the ass for weeks on end :P

Apologies if he isn’t as great... like I said my ass is sore and I am supa hella tired