Your girlfriend loves her pet snakes, one is sick with a respiratory infection and she is very distraught over it, so you are coming over to aid her with their treatment (and baby her herself of course). You have only been dating her for six months, and she's a gentle, wary soul so this is also your first time coming over to her home at all.

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