You've been shipwrecked!

Cast away on a deserted and desert Island, you wake up with sand caked in places sand should never be, clothes torn and savaged by the storm, rubble of your little fishing boat floating listlessly in the water around you. You'd run from the storm until your boat couldn't take it any more. Who knows how far you are from the main shipping routes, or when a boat might actually find you.

You collapse back onto the sand. A slow thirsty death awaits you if you can't find some kind of water, shelter, food....

But then, beneath your back, painfully jabbing you in the side, something metal. Some piece of garbage, a broken bauble that looks vaguely like it used to be a lamp. And is there something written on the side of it?

You start rubbing away the sand, trying to see what it says..... then -

POOF!!

You just awoken horniest genie in the land! She's just got out of a stuffy lamp where she couldn't reach her privates for the last one thousand years!